My Mom Drank While Pregnant – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Dark humor? Say less.
This unapologetically bold tee is made for people who live for shock value, sarcasm, and jokes that make everyone pause for a second before laughing. It’s outrageous, it’s absurd, and that’s exactly the point.
Perfect for bar nights, parties, or anyone whose personality is “I probably shouldn’t say that out loud.”
Printed on a classic heavy cotton unisex tee, this shirt delivers comfort while your humor delivers chaos.
Why you’ll love it:
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Soft, durable heavy cotton fabric
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Relaxed unisex fit for men and women
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Bold statement design that grabs attention
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High-quality print that lasts
Perfect for:
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Bar crawls & parties
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Friends who appreciate dark comedy
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Birthday gifts with zero filter
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People who blame everything on “character development”
Fit & Details:
⚠️ This shirt is satire. Laugh responsibly.
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
