My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
My Body Is A Machine That Turns Alcohol Into Diarrhea Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
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Bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get laughs at the bar. The Turn Alcohol Into Diarrhea tee delivers crude humor with a simple, straight-to-the-point punchline that’s perfect for anyone who appreciates wild bar jokes and unapologetic comedy.
Made from durable heavy cotton, this unisex t-shirt offers a comfortable classic fit that works for both men and women. The sturdy fabric holds its shape while the bold design stays sharp even after repeated washes—perfect for nights out, parties, tailgates, and casual hangouts.
Features:
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Premium heavy cotton fabric for lasting comfort
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Classic unisex fit for men and women
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Durable print designed to stay crisp over time
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Bold, outrageous humor that stands out
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Great gift for friends who enjoy bar jokes and edgy comedy
Whether you're heading to the bar, a party, or just want a shirt that gets attention and laughs, this tee is built for comfort and designed to make a statement.
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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