I Drink Pond Water Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Country Shirt
Show off your questionable hydration choices with the “I Drink Pond Water” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Perfect for country folks, outdoorsmen, fishermen, farmers, or anyone who appreciates a ridiculous joke, this shirt is guaranteed to get a few laughs and confused looks.
Made from durable heavy cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it’s built for everyday wear whether you’re fishing, camping, working outside, hanging around the bonfire, or heading into town.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Funny Country Design: Simple, ridiculous humor that gets attention.
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Unisex Fit: Comfortable classic fit for both men and women.
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Heavy Cotton: Durable material made for regular wear.
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Easy to Style: Pair it with jeans, shorts, boots, or your favorite outdoor gear.
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Great Gift: Perfect for fishermen, country boys and girls, outdoorsmen, farmers, and friends with a weird sense of humor.
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Conversation Starter: Because apparently drinking normal water is too boring.
Whether you actually drink pond water or just look like you might, this tee belongs in your rotation.
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M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
