A Picture Of My Very First Christmas Sperm Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
A Picture Of My Very First Christmas Sperm Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt
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A Picture Of My Very First Christmas Sperm Unisex Heavy Blend™ Crewneck Sweatshirt – Funny Christmas Sweatshirt – Adult Holiday Humor – Gift for Men and Women
Get laughs this holiday season with the A Picture Of My Very First Christmas Sperm crewneck sweatshirt. Featuring an outrageous, tongue-in-cheek design, this sweatshirt is made for fans of bold adult humor and unforgettable Christmas jokes. It's the perfect conversation starter for holiday parties, festive gatherings, and anyone who enjoys pushing the boundaries of comedy.
Made from a soft, durable heavy blend fabric, this unisex crewneck provides warmth and comfort throughout the colder months. Whether you're celebrating with friends, attending an ugly sweater party, or relaxing by the fireplace, the classic fit makes it a cozy choice all season long.
Looking for a hilarious holiday gift? This sweatshirt is a great choice for friends, coworkers, white elephant exchanges, Secret Santa, and anyone with a playful, edgy sense of humor.
Features
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Premium unisex heavy blend crewneck sweatshirt
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Soft, warm fabric for everyday comfort
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Classic fit for a relaxed feel
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Funny adult holiday-themed graphic design
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Great gift for men and women
Perfect for Christmas parties, ugly sweater events, holiday get-togethers, and anyone who enjoys bold humor and memorable festive apparel.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean
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