She Took The Kids But I Got The Boat Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Relatable Divorce Shirt – Funny Gift for Men & Women
Turn heartbreak into horsepower with the “She Took The Kids But I Got The Boat” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Perfect for boat lovers, divorced dads, or anyone who appreciates an unapologetically ridiculous breakup joke, this shirt is made to get laughs at the lake, marina, bar, or wherever the boat takes you.
Made from durable heavy cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it’s an easy everyday shirt with a joke that speaks for itself.
Why You'll Love It:
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Funny Divorce Humor: A hilariously questionable way to look on the bright side.
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Perfect for Boat Lovers: Great for boating, fishing, lake days, and weekends on the water.
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Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable fit for both men and women.
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Heavy Cotton Construction: Durable and comfortable for everyday wear.
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Great Gag Gift: Perfect for divorced dads, boat owners, fishermen, and friends with a good sense of humor.
Perfect For: Boating • Fishing • Lake Days • Divorce Humor • Dad Jokes • Bachelor Parties • Birthdays • Gag Gifts
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
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32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
