My DUI Charges Don't Define Me Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Shirt
Let your questionable sense of humor do the talking with the “My DUI Charges Don’t Define Me” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Bold, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get some double-takes, this shirt is perfect for anyone who appreciates edgy humor and jokes that push the limits.
Made from durable heavy cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, this tee is ready for parties, bars, casual outings, weekends with friends, or anywhere you want to stir up a few laughs.
Why You’ll Love It:
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Bold Statement Design: An unapologetic joke that’s hard to ignore.
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Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable for both men and women.
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Heavy Cotton: Durable construction made for everyday wear.
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Conversation Starter: Perfect for getting laughs and confused looks.
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Great Gag Gift: A funny choice for birthdays, holidays, parties, and friends with an edgy sense of humor.
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Easy to Style: Pair it with jeans, shorts, or your favorite casual outfit.
Your charges may be on the paperwork, but they don’t have to be your entire personality.
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
