I Was Two Girls Away From Having Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee – Funny Shirt – Joke – Party – Bar – Gift for Men and Women
Bring some bold, ridiculous humor to your wardrobe with the “I Was Two Girls Away From Having” Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee. Perfect for anyone who loves questionable jokes, wild stories, and shirts that make people stop and read them twice.
Whether you're heading to the bar, a party, a bachelor weekend, or just hanging out with friends, this tee is made to get laughs and start conversations.
Why You'll Love It:
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Funny Statement Design: A hilarious joke that's sure to get some reactions.
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Perfect for Parties & Bars: An easy choice for nights out, drinking with friends, vacations, and weekend adventures.
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Classic Unisex Fit: Comfortable everyday fit for both men and women.
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Heavy Cotton Construction: Durable, comfortable, and made for regular wear.
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Great Gag Gift: Perfect for friends, boyfriends, husbands, party animals, or anyone with a wild sense of humor.
Great For: Parties, bars, birthdays, bachelor parties, vacations, drinking weekends, gag gifts, and everyday wear.
Add the “I Was Two Girls Away From Having” tee to your collection and let everyone else figure out the rest of the joke.
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| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: NUKINBJONES LLC, nukinbjones@gmail.com, 11 Tower Ln, Dubois, PA, 15801, US
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
